For those of you who don't know, a mondegreen is misheard lyrics to songs. Mostly lyrics can be figured out from context though sometimes the mondegreen versions are a lot more fun. For instance Tiny Dancer was heard by many as Tony Danza which I happily substitute for the real lyrics plus I add, "count the head lice on the highway" for further amusement. Next up is "Message in a Bottle" by the Police, the line "A year has passed since I wrote my note" was misheard as, "A year has passed since I broke my nose." We'll finish up with "Beast of Burden" by the Rolling Stones and the line, "I'll never be your beast of burden" becomes, "I'll never leave your pizza burning". Enjoy your day and your new lyrics!