Does anyone remember when Florida was a regular feature in my posts? I'm not sure if Floridians got less crazy or if their craziness simply became normalized, though they are finally making a reappearance that will leave you scratching your head, just like the olden days. A man police called Mr. Clean and a woman entered a Family Dollar Store in Mulberry, Florida and while the man began filling his shopping cart with $500 worth of Tide, Gain, and Clorox cleaning supplies the woman proceeded to squat and defecated on the floor. The distraction worked as both walked away from the scene and were caught on camera leaving in a white van.. So far they've made a clean getaway...
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