It seems like time for some Friday fun,so without further ado...
"So easy a caveman can do it" completely ignores the fact that cavemen were able to start fires without matches and could kill animals several times their size with only basic weapons.
Hand dryers are a really good way to waste 5 minutes before drying your hands on your pants.
If you home school your kids everywhere you go with them is a field trip.
If you get cremated you give up any future chance of taking part in a zombie apocalypse.
You don't realize how noisy everyday actions are until you try them in the middle of the night.
How funny would it be if NASA discovered a sign on Mars that said,"Congratulations humans,level 1 completed!"
"So easy a caveman can do it" completely ignores the fact that cavemen were able to start fires without matches and could kill animals several times their size with only basic weapons.
Hand dryers are a really good way to waste 5 minutes before drying your hands on your pants.
If you home school your kids everywhere you go with them is a field trip.
If you get cremated you give up any future chance of taking part in a zombie apocalypse.
You don't realize how noisy everyday actions are until you try them in the middle of the night.
How funny would it be if NASA discovered a sign on Mars that said,"Congratulations humans,level 1 completed!"
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