Up the Butt Bob

 In a1977 episode of "The Newlywed Game" Bob Eubanks asked the question, "Where is the weirdest place you ever made whoopee?" One contestant answered, in the butt Bob. Seems like an appropriate way to kick off today's post on a report compiled by the government on the worst 25 things people had to go to the ER to have removed from their butts. 

1. Screws and nails

2. A dog chew toy

3. Beard clippers wrapped up in a plastic baggie, cited as being used as constipation relief

4. A baton

5. A turkey baster

6. A shampoo bottle (listed more than once)

7. A dental pick

8. A wine stopper

9. A corn cob holder

10. A highlighter

11. A magic wand toy

12. Marbles

13. A film canister

14. A sandal

15. A doorknob

16. A lightbulb, inserted glass side first which ‘due to the suction effect’ got ‘sucked up’

17. A flashlight

18. A vape pen

19. Two pencils

20. A corncob-style pipe

21. Uncooked pasta

22. A piece of nose hair trimmer

23. A pair of glasses

24. An egg

25. A rectangular travel toothbrush holder