Farting Around

 Have you heard of a pro-farter? Up until earlier today I was unaware such a thing existed,though very little surprises me anymore. I'm not really clear exactly how it started,only that she was contacted online with a request to "let it rip" on camera. It turned out to be one of her most popular videos followed by people offering to pay for more farts. Since she is lactose intolerant all she has to do is eat some cheese and she's ready for business. She has charged up to $175 per fart,the most made in one day is $4,000 and she figures she has made around $25,000 so far with her hobby. I would say nice work if you can get it but that just doesn't ring true. 

 

What a Croc?

Just when a person thinks they've heard/seen it all something comes along to prove them wrong. Given a million years I would have never thought of Crocs as being anything other than the casual shoes they started out to be,I mean how do you make a rubber shoe into a fashion statement? Of course their casual style is a statement of its own but now they have paired with Balenciaga to create,drum roll please...Stiletto Crocs! No,I'm not kidding. Shout out to Kacey,you should have waited to replace your Crocs,think of the good times you could have in Stiletto Crocs! 

Body Bunk

  I'm not sure this body language expert actually knows what she is talking about since some of the tips seem contradictory. The first tip is about feet,if their feet are pointed at you that indicates interest if they are pointed away it means discomfort,though she doesn't go into great detail I don't see this as any real sign since I often either sway of shift from foot to foot no matter who I'm talking to because it bothers my back to stand still for long. Next she claims if a person's hands are hidden they are uncomfortable and don't want to be involved with you,where if their hands are exposed they feel at ease. Maybe it's just me but when I'm talking to someone who talks with their hands I become distracted from the conversation. The one thing I do agree on is the eyes,when a person tries to put on a fake smile it doesn't reach their eyes. I also put importance on eye contact and never know what's going on if someone is wearing sunglasses,not only do shades hide the eye's expressions they also allow for looking elsewhere and not being engaged. Of course with social distancing I guess it doesn't matter right now. Thanks to everyone who has been vaccinated for doing your part to get this mess under control. 

Age

 I found some entertaining quotes on age for everyone to enjoy. 

You know you're old when your walker has an air bag...and they've discontinued your blood type. Phyllis Diller 

There's one advantage to being 102. No peer pressure. Dennis Wolfberg 

You have to stay in shape. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is. Ellen DeGeneres 

I told my doctor I want to stop aging. He gave me a gun. Rodney Dangerfield 

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. Kurt Vonnegut 

The older a person gets,the less they care what they wear. Old people come up with some of the strangest clothing combinations you'll ever see. I think of it as "cancer of the clothing." George Carlin

Sea Snake Sex

 If you suffer from ophidiophobia (fear of snakes) you may want to skip today's post,believe me, I will understand! Imagine if you will the peace of snorkeling or scuba diving... you are enjoying the various aquatic life and underwater scenery when out of the coral a 6 foot long sea snake attacks you,it wouldn't matter at that point if it had bit me or not because I would have died of fright but studies have shown that the snake has incredibly poor vision and is approaching you in hope of you being a sea snake of the opposite sex. The attacks mainly occur during mating season when two males are fighting or as part of the courting ritual. It wouldn't matter why at that point because I would be long gone! 

Rat's Rights

 Starting around three decades ago images of rats have been used by various unions to protest in front of businesses they were striking against. The rats were all named Scabby after the word scab that is used to describe workers who cross the picket line,not to be confused with Scabbers the rat of Harry Potter fame. Eventually the signs bearing rats evolved into blow up rats complete with red eyes and scabs. Most people enjoy the rats and even take selfies with them but the businesses that get caught in the union conflict are not so adoring and in fact they tried to made it a legal issue but the court decided that the rats had freedom of speech rights and they could continue with their work! 

Nurse From Hell

 It's not my intention to body shame anyone though it seems like it should be said that moderation and balance should be applied to any elective alterations done to bodies which is where ethical doctors should step up as they did with this woman though she plans to go on with getting larger breasts with a less than ethical doctor. The doctors explained that she was too small to carry the extra weight and that her skin would also be caused to pucker because it was already at the maximum stretching point. Never mind that this woman is a nurse and should know better and even recognize that maybe she should see a different kind of doctor. The scariest part of all is waking up and finding this nurse tending to your ailing body. A fresh kind of insanity for sure.