Some women who are self sufficient and don't want a mate opt to choose a sperm donor when they decide to have children,they can narrow down their search for the donor by the traits that are most important to them. Then there is this woman who is obviously so perfect and entitled that she decided to take the donor thing to a whole new level.
Where do these people keep coming from? and with those kind of expectations what kind of mother would she make?
As I was preparing this month's planner I noticed several cheese related dates. Nothing against cheese but how cheesy can a month get?
9/1 National No Rhyme (Nor Reason) Day
9/2 World Coconut Day
9/3 National Food Bank Day
9/4 National Cowgirl Day
9/5 Bacon Day
9/6 Yard Art Day
9/7 Salami Day
9/8 Pardon Day
9/9 Wonderful Weirdos Day
9/10 Swap Ideas Day
9/11 Banana Day
9/12 National Pet Memorial Day
9/13 International Chocolate Day
9/14 National Kreme Filled Donut Day
9/15 National Cheese Toast Day
9/16 National Guacamole Day
9/17 Time's Up Day
9/18 National Cheeseburger Day
9/19 Talk Like a Pirate Day
9/20 National String Cheese Day
9/21 National Dance Day
9/22 Elephant Appreciation Day
9/23 National Great American Pot Pie Day
9/24 Native American Day
9/25 National Quesadilla Day
9/26 National Dumpling Day
9/27 Family Day
9/28 National Drink Beer Day
9/29 National Biscotti Day
9/30 Ask a Stupid Question Day
Nothing personal against schools but I found this prank on a Virginia school board particularly amusing since the list of names submitted for making public comments was straight off the Simpsons. Okay even if the board member who read the list didn't catch what he was saying one would think that if anyone at the meeting was paying the least bit of attention someone would have said something,or started laughing. The list follows,and for anyone still wondering none of the list of names actually showed up at the meeting to comment. Phil McCracken,Eileen Dover,Wayne Kuhr,Suk Mahdik,Ophelia McCaulk and Don Kedick,it was suggested that maybe they skipped the meeting to grab a drink with Al Kohlic.
In a nod to yesterday's travel related post and an adventure called the "Moronic Moped Marathon" by the man who completed his travels of the UK's funniest and rudest named places to raise funds for cancer research to honor his friend who recently died,I now present the names of places he visited. I get them all but the final destination but maybe it means something else in the UK?
Either you enjoy off the beaten track sight seeing or you fall in line with the regular attractions in any given area. I kind of enjoy both though have found that either type can be disappointing. Without further ado I present some of the lesser known sights to see.
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| Whale car wash |
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| This giant hat and boot is in Washington,but there is also a giant boot in I believe Pendleton? OR |
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| Dog Bark B&B in ID |
Today's post should give everyone something to think about at least I have a lot of questions with no answers. A woman in Wisconsin was startled to see a cow in the back of a Buick sedan,but wait,there's more! She spotted it going through a McDonald's drive thru. My first thought was are they punishing the cow,or simply showing it where it could end up? Then I wondered why someone would or could for that matter get a cow into a Buick sedan,as it turns out it was actually a calf and there were two other calves who were lying down on the seat,so that part has an answer. The next question is how they went about cleaning up the mess in the Buick? Cow poop is rather on the runny side so it isn't like you could pick it up with a pet clean up bag. This really seems like something more likely to happen in Florida.
I'm guessing this time it was a combination of stoned and stupid when a 25 year old man and his ex-fiancee decided to meet at a motel for one last night together. Unfortunately neither one of them thought to bring condoms not to mention the fact that they had both ingested a chemical cocktail so it isn't entirely surprising that they thought it would work if they glued his penis closed to prevent an unwanted pregnancy. Boy did that idea blow up in their faces! The man ended up dead of organ failure from an unknown cause and the case is still under investigation and toxicology tests are underway. The moral of the story is always have birth control at hand as it really is a matter of life or death.
