Brain Virus?

 Along with killing hundreds of thousands of people the pandemic has also wreaked havoc on people's judgement as noted from the many hold my beer moments on airline flights it's like people forgot how to act in public. It is somewhat understandable to see people snapping and getting into fist fights but how do we normalize a woman trying to breastfeed her hairless cat in flight? Never mind that the cat wanted nothing to do with the whole ordeal and was loudly objecting,never mind that the flight attendant warned the woman to put the cat back in its carrier. They radioed ahead to have the special services Red Coats meet the flight and take care of the situation on the ground. Seriously,what next?

Heart On Part II

 Since I have an appointment in a bit I decided to present more presents for the upcoming holiday. I'm guessing that since the holiday is about love that is why there seem to be several sex related items on offer. 

Not being well versed on butt plugs I have no clue why one would need a lighted one

Unless women are giving men roses for the holiday I would think it should be a man wearing this

I'm not a big fan of jelly beans though cocktail flavored ones might be an exception

Who knew ugly Valentine's sweaters existed

I'll wrap today's post up with this dildo sword 
Happy Shopping!

Little Runaway

Has anyone tried the robotic vacuum cleaners? They don't work quite as advertised,for instance one recently escaped its territory in a motel in the UK and took to the streets. It was gone a day and given up as lost/stolen when a grounds worker found it under a hedge. I have one I no longer use since it is temperamental at best, I had to quit using it in the living room since all it wanted to do was try to mate with a cat toy or become trapped in the laundry room. They claim that neither of those things can happen because it has sensors that prevent it from climbing or going lower to keep it from falling down stairs. I finally resigned it to cleaning my bedroom where at first it spent the entire time under the bed which was fine since that meant I didn't have to move the bed to clean,but then it got tired of that and started sending beeping messages saying either it needed emptying or that the door to the emptying compartment was open plus a code for an error that had no name. So yes,I totally believe that the one in the news story had a nefarious plan but not enough battery to complete the operation. 

Get Your Heart On Part I

 Valentine's Day isn't much of a holiday other than having chocolate involved but since I'm not here to judge the worthiness of the occasion only to offer alternative gift ideas to the typical fare associated with said holiday I'll go ahead and post a few ideas. I'm thinking there will be a part II unless I forget and don't post it in time. 

Box of chocolates costume

What better way to say "I love you" than a bologna face mask

The old chocolate lobster trick

With these babies you can look hearts at your love just like in the cartoons

For that stoner on your list,a joint rolled in rose petals

Weird Neighbors?

 I'd never heard of Canada's Rhino Party which is a satire party and my first thought was how weird is that to have a party that pokes fun at the issues at hand? Then I recalled the not so funny insurrectionist party of our own nation and decided I definitely preferred the Rhino Party. Some of the promises made by the Rhinos include:repealing the law of gravity,moving the Rockies into the Great Lakes to create jobs and make Canada an equal country and allowing children to vote as long as they can make an "X". In conclusion they are a better choice than parties I will not name at this time though I think we all know who they are! 

Covid Chicken?

 This one should probably be filed under cure you or kill you but more on the kill you side,or maybe just recipe for disaster? Presented on Tik Tok as "Sleepy Chicken" a supposed cure for colds and flu,it suggests cooking chicken in NyQuil. If you're over your initial gag response to that thought I will now go on to tell you that doctors have been warning against this "cure" as it can be lethal. Once heated the water and alcohol evaporate leaving a high concentration of chemicals,and never mind it would also be equal to ingesting a quarter or more of a bottle of NyQuil,so all in all not a good plan not to mention it looks ugly too.

Sounding Off

Silly me,I thought there was a blue pill guys used if they were having erectile problems once again showing what my thoughts are worth. Apparently there's a practice called sounding where men insert objects like thin rods into their urethra as a home remedy for erectile dysfunction though  most often it does more harm than good. One couple in a creative moment decided to use spray insulation for sounding,needless to say it didn't end well. After 3 weeks of assuring his partner that he was going to be okay he finally sought medical attention when he could no longer urinate. The insulation foam had hardened in his bladder which they were able to clean out without too much difficulty,but his penis proved more problematic. They had to make an incision between his scrotum and anus in order to clear the insulation,not to mention if there is a repeat offense he will be referred for counseling,which seems in order.