In the Pink

A Japanese pharmaceutical company recently introduced their new mascot named Kan-chan,a large pink penguin like character intended to represent the company's enemas. The resemblance to a giant pink home enema was not lost on consumers. The name Kan-chan was taken from the Japanese word for enema (kancho).  The character has its own cartoons and is also available in plush toys. Okay could I have a drum roll please?...In an introductory tweet Kan-chan said,"I'm planning to go many places in the future." Maybe it's just me but I thought that was a funny thing for an enema mascot to say. Maybe they could send one for our tweeter in chief,he could obviously use one.