Time for more of those amusing thoughts people have when they allow their brains to roam free. I'll start with the one I had this morning,What do bald people put on their driver licenses for hair color?
Children are like fires,they need constant attention or they will burn the house down.
Theme parks can capture you perfectly at 60 mph,but bank cameras can't perfectly capture someone standing still.
Where's Waldo? would be much scarier if Waldo was searching for you.
The first half of your life is people telling you not to do drugs and the second half is people telling you about all the drugs you need to take.
If we had blood flowing through our hair,haircuts would be terrifying.
Children are like fires,they need constant attention or they will burn the house down.
Theme parks can capture you perfectly at 60 mph,but bank cameras can't perfectly capture someone standing still.
Where's Waldo? would be much scarier if Waldo was searching for you.
The first half of your life is people telling you not to do drugs and the second half is people telling you about all the drugs you need to take.
If we had blood flowing through our hair,haircuts would be terrifying.
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