Time for some Sunday smiles with these quotes on aging.
I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap. Bob Hope
I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older. Then it dawned on me:they're cramming for their final exam. George Carlin
My husband's granny is eighty-seven,and she just got two new hearing aids,and cataracts removed from both eyes. I tell her we're going to fix her up just a little more and then sell her. Tina Fey
I'm getting so old my insurance company sends me half a calendar. Rodney Dangerfield
Stop whining about getting old. It's a privilege. A lot of people who are dead wish they were still alive. Amy Poehler
I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap. Bob Hope
I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older. Then it dawned on me:they're cramming for their final exam. George Carlin
My husband's granny is eighty-seven,and she just got two new hearing aids,and cataracts removed from both eyes. I tell her we're going to fix her up just a little more and then sell her. Tina Fey
I'm getting so old my insurance company sends me half a calendar. Rodney Dangerfield
Stop whining about getting old. It's a privilege. A lot of people who are dead wish they were still alive. Amy Poehler
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