Sunday, September 6, 2020

Gnarly Gnome

A wife's simple request for her husband to do some weeding in the yard and possibly get a gnome for decoration nearly scared the life out of her. Her husband for some reason thought instead of a common garden gnome he would shell out $2,126 and get the T-Rex he preferred. Then to add to the shock he wanted to wait until morning to surprise her with Dave (the T-Rex) so he didn't say anything about Dave that evening so when she got up in the middle of the night to let the dog out she flipped on the light to find Dave staring at her. Her screams woke her husband and possibly the whole neighborhood,but he is convinced she will grow to love Dave. Dave? Dave's not here!


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