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 Maybe the Pennsylvania man who was found with a 5 inch long red eared slider turtle wrapped in a blue towel down his pants at a New Jersey airport had never flown before. There doesn't seem to be any other explanation as anyone who has traveled since TSA became a fixture at airports would tell you. In this case a body scanner alarm went off which caused a TSA agent to pat down the man and retrieve the turtle. It is unknown if the man was trying something nefarious or if the turtle was a pet.