Most everyone agrees that computers are a great thing,at least most of the time, the rest of the time you need to repeat your personal mantra to avoid smashing things. Without further ado I present a group of quotes about computers:
Computers are like Old Testament gods;lots of rules and no mercy. Joseph B. Campbell
The perfect computer has been developed. You just feed in your problems and they never come out again. Al Goodman
A debugged program is one for which you have not yet found the conditions that make it fail. Jerry Ogdin
Computers make it easier to do a lot of things,but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done. Andy Rooney
I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer. Dave Barry
To err is human-and to blame it on a computer is even more so. Robert Orben
Computers are like Old Testament gods;lots of rules and no mercy. Joseph B. Campbell
The perfect computer has been developed. You just feed in your problems and they never come out again. Al Goodman
A debugged program is one for which you have not yet found the conditions that make it fail. Jerry Ogdin
Computers make it easier to do a lot of things,but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done. Andy Rooney
I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer. Dave Barry
To err is human-and to blame it on a computer is even more so. Robert Orben
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