Thursday, December 5, 2019

Demented Dave

The saying "use it or loose it" is not true in all cases,for instance Dave the duck overused his penis and lost it due to the overuse. Dave was mating with his female companions,Dora,Edith and Freda up to 10 times a day even during the winter months when the females no longer lay eggs. As a result of the overuse his penis prolapsed and no longer went back inside when he was finished. A duck's penis isn't meant to be out in the open where it can be stepped on,pecked or otherwise harmed so Dave's dick became infected so badly that it couldn't be cured with antibiotics and had to be amputated. Though he can no longer breed and only has a centimeter of his former pride and joy he still manages to go through the motions. Dave is one determined duck!


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