For those of you old enough cast your memory back to 1978 when on SNL Jane Curtin introduced Chico Escuela a Dominican ballplayer who managed to proclaim,"base-ball been berry,berry good to me". Or cast back even further to the Abbott and Costello Who's on First routine. My point is,love it or not baseball can be a funny sport.
"The season starts too early and finishes too late and there are too many games in between." Bill Veeck
"Everytime a baseball player grabs his crotch,it makes him spit. That's why you should never date a baseball player." Marsha Warfield
"Baseball is associated with sex. "He's playing the field." "He scored." "He didn't get to first base." "I struck out." Why? "She wanted a diamond." Jerry Seinfeld
"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life,she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base." Dave Barry
"I'm one of those people who's not really turned on by baseball. My idea of a relief pitcher is one that's filled with martinis." Dean Martin
"The season starts too early and finishes too late and there are too many games in between." Bill Veeck
"Everytime a baseball player grabs his crotch,it makes him spit. That's why you should never date a baseball player." Marsha Warfield
"Baseball is associated with sex. "He's playing the field." "He scored." "He didn't get to first base." "I struck out." Why? "She wanted a diamond." Jerry Seinfeld
"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life,she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base." Dave Barry
"I'm one of those people who's not really turned on by baseball. My idea of a relief pitcher is one that's filled with martinis." Dean Martin
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