A Sixty-eight year old Florida man (no,really it happened in Florida) was charged with DUI after running his lawnmower/trailer into a parked police car. The officer heard the crash from inside a nearby business and found the man when he came out to investigate. He admitted to hitting the car but insisted that he hadn't done the damage that the car had. The man couldn't complete a field sobriety test and his demeanor ranged from laughing to aggressive. He stated,"Fuck it,I'm drunk. Take me to jail." When he was later tested his blood alcohol was .241,three times the legal limit,he also had cocaine in his system which he insisted the police had poisoned him with. He was charged with DUI and failure to submit to a DUI test. He has two prior DUI convictions and his license has been suspended since 1978. I'm betting this won't slow him down much since he doesn't need a license to ride the lawnmower.
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