New Pizza Topping?

This whole story is somewhat confusing,first off a pizza place in Scotland,no big deal about that,oh other than the name of the place is Indian Accent,so now we have a Scottish pizza joint with a name that offers no clue to the fact that it's a pizza place,but wait,there's more! In an attempt to offer customers something unique and different they came up with Spicy Aardvark pizza. The toppings on the Spicy Aardvark were listed as:green chilies,spicy chicken,lamb mince and aardvark. Apparently word got around and an inspector shows up and wants to see the license to import bush meat as the aardvark is from Africa and legislation states that a special license is needed to import meat from Africa. When confronted a member of the staff said it was only called Aardvark pizza and that no actual aardvark meat was used on it.  Although I enjoy trying new things there are enough pizza topping around so that interesting combinations can be made without incorporating aardvark meat,so back to the drawing board for Indian Accent.