Spa Shame

A woman and her boyfriend decided to relax at a spa in Germany,so far so good. They were told that to use the sauna they had to be naked as no swimsuits were allowed,they went to separate areas to undress and as she came out she grabbed a small towel and walked through the door,only it was the wrong door and left her on an outside fire escape. She started pounding on the door in hope of getting someone to open it but all she did was draw attention to her naked self. She went down another story and tried that door with no luck the next story down the door opened to a maintenance room which she wandered through until she came to a freight elevator. Unable to read the writing she started mashing buttons at random,about that time she notices a security camera and a mans voice says something in German and the elevator starts. When the door opens a man is standing there and she is trying to decide what to try to cover with the small towel,he leads her to a sign in area where the receptionist gives her a lobster pool float to hide her nakedness,then wants her to produce ID in order to get back in. When she finally gets back to her boyfriend he doesn't even ask if she is okay,even though she is crying because he's mad that she is late.
I thought his might help anyone who thinks they're having a bad day! Most everyone has had a naked dream but few people have ever lived this nightmare.