In an effort to lighten the mood I present more "Shower Thoughts".
Anyone who says you can't buy love has never been to a pet store.
Pizza is so good it has never needed to come with a toy.
There are a lot of people walking among us who were born around midnight whose heads have a different birthday than their feet.
Black holes are at the top of the universe food chain.
If you ever think you'd be brave at gun point,just reflect on how you responded last time someone aimed a rubber band at you.
In 60 years there will be retro themed diners where the servers will wear skinny jeans and look at their cell phones while working.
It's human to make a mistake unless you make one in Captcha.
Anyone who says you can't buy love has never been to a pet store.
Pizza is so good it has never needed to come with a toy.
There are a lot of people walking among us who were born around midnight whose heads have a different birthday than their feet.
Black holes are at the top of the universe food chain.
If you ever think you'd be brave at gun point,just reflect on how you responded last time someone aimed a rubber band at you.
In 60 years there will be retro themed diners where the servers will wear skinny jeans and look at their cell phones while working.
It's human to make a mistake unless you make one in Captcha.
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