Cat Proof?

I won't go so far as to say making something cat proof is impossible though it would be a marvel in engineering and most likely involve a lot of stainless steel. A British company is marketing a six foot parasol type Christmas tree for $42.47,or $47.78 flocked and calling it cat/baby resistant. My cats are both into their senior years but this tree would be history the first time I either went to bed or out the door. They don't mention how it is anchored but my big boy would be up that tree and bring it down one way or another in the time it would take to say Merry Christmas! Back to the drawing board Brits.