Save the Sasquatch!

A unknown Montana man driving a Ford F 150 has been taking shots at people who aren't wearing orange, he figures they must be Bigfoot if there is no orange to show they aren't. At least 2 near victims have come forward to tell about the same man shooting at them. He told the first victim that he doesn't target practice and if he sees something that looks like Bigfoot he just shoots. Since Sasquatch is nearly extinct I thought I should get the message out to everyone to leave large orange vests in the woods for their protection,oh and don't forget to wear orange yourself in case the man in the Ford F 150 happens to be around and mistakes you for the real thing.