I suppose I'll probably go to hell for not feeling bad for this bride,but I'm willing to take that risk if only to point out that in her quest for the "perfect" wedding/day she succeeded in setting herself up to be humiliated. For several days before the big day the bride had been drinking healthy detox shakes to avoid bloating,so the big day comes and she has a normal breakfast then cocktails after the ceremony. She got a case of diarrhea in a big way and because of the design of the dress couldn't get out of it in time,on top of that she had cinched herself into a latex undergarment which trapped all the runny crap. One of the assistants wiped her down as best she could and the bride went on with the show with a decidedly foul odor,not to mention the groom put his hand on the spot where the crap had boiled over the undergarment when they were engaged in their first dance. I would love to know how this marriage turns out.
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