Australia is a wonderful country with friendly people but I came across some quotes that I wanted to share anyway. Hope they can be enjoyed without anyone taking them to seriously.
Australia is not very exclusive. On the visa application they still ask if you've been convicted of a felony...although they are willing to give you a visa even if you haven't been. P.J. Rourke
The Australian book of etiquette is a very slim volume. Paul Theroux
Australia is an outdoor country. People go indoors only to use the toilet, and that's a recent development. Barry Humphries
In the United States, there is a restaurant called The Outback Steakhouse, and I could survive in there for several weeks at least, sustaining myself on bloomin'onions and, I'm sure, their legitimate and very Australian cuisine. In the real Outback? I give myself about 14 minutes. Steve Carell
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