Yogi Berra said, "When you come to a fork in the road, take it." Which is actually pretty good advice since if you don't take it, the fork will remain as a hazard to those who come along after you, but how did the fork get in the road? Was it basic littering? or another equally nefarious undertaking? What about the fork itself? Was it a trident (three pronged) or a four tined job? or maybe it was a man fork? What is a man fork, you're wondering? A man fork is a six tined fork designed for those who want to eat like a man, take bigger bites, like a man at the top of the food chain should! Oh brother. For those of you wondering why the spork was left out of today's post it's because they're stupid.
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