Due Date 9/9?

If you happen to be pregnant with a boy due on September 9th and don't mind naming him Harland he could get $11,000 toward his college education for registering with KFC. One more qualifier,he has to be the first baby born that day,if you choose to both register and name him Harland. They claim they are trying to save their founders name as it has fallen in popularity,Harland was the 3,257th most common name in 2017. They arrived at the amount from 11 herbs and spices that make up the famous recipe and the date is the colonels birthday. It never mentions if you get bonus money if your last name is Sanders.
  

Perception Test

Remember back to the blue/gold dress image? From what I recall on that particular one the color you saw had something to do with the cones in your eyes,though I could be making that up,after all this time it's hard to tell. Anyway today's post is of similar mettle only this time there really is a right answer but I'm not going to divulge it until you've looked over the photo below.

Son of a beach! It is obvious when the photo is correctly oriented. Just for the record,I chose door.

Wasted

In the last several weeks there has been an unusual amount of tractor trailer accidents,one spilled chocolate all over a highway,another was booze,I think rum, which quickly got a clean up crew. The latest is by far the most bothersome as the load that was spilled was 16 tons of beef roasts. The accident occurred in South Dakota between two semis in foggy driving conditions and the driver hauling the roasts was taken to the hospital with minor injuries. The worst part of the incident was all the meat was taken to a landfill. Do they not have food banks or homeless shelters nearby? I can't think of any reason that all that meat had to go to waste,plus I imagine if it had been donated it could have been a tax write off whereas this way it will probably be an insurance claim which doesn't help feed anyone...except maybe the vultures.

Matched Sets

At first I was a little shocked when I read about lingerie company HommeMystere coming out with a line for men,then I remembered a guy in my  past who loved the silk boxers I bought for him,until it came time to launder them that is. I still don't understand why a man would want to wear a bra as the only comfort to be had from a bra is keeping your boobs from bouncing which at times can be uncomfortable. The company also offers sexy sleepwear for men,the men who were interviewed said they love the silky fabric next to their skin and find it really comfortable. Personally I prefer cotton undergarments as they are more breathable,but that's just me.

Feeling Squirrelly

A man in Germany called emergency services to report a squirrel was chasing him. When officers arrived the squirrel gave up the pursuit and went to sleep. What had actually happened was the squirrel had been orphaned and as they are known to do looked for a replacement mother and turned its focus on the man. The officers took the baby squirrel to a animal rescue center where it will be cared for until it is ready to be reintroduced into the wild. Though things turned out okay this time the wildlife experts warn not to intervene unless you are certain that the animal is in need of assistance. I bet the man was embarrassed when he realized why the squirrel was following him.

Clueless,or...

Personally I have nothing against Melania Trump as I'm quite certain she is living her own version of hell,but she signed up for it thinking it would be the quickest end to her woes rather than go the distance under her own power,but I digress. I can't help speculating on her causes and comments since they mostly contradict those of her husband,but maybe that's her point? Seriously, cyber-bullying? and her latest instance was celebrating the 102nd National Parks birthday. Seems rather odd since her hubby has had the Parks Service in his sights since his inauguration when they refused to doctor a photo to make it appear his crowd was bigger than any other president in history and then going on to gut several parks to allow mining and various other non park like activities that coincidentally are also bad for the environment,but that's another subject for another day.

Is it just me,or does she always look constipated?

Giant Attractions

I'm not sure what made me think of the giant cowboy boot I saw somewhere in my travels,it seems like either Pendleton,OR or maybe Montana? There is one in Pendleton,but it's not the one engraved in my memory.


That thought brought back memories of other giant roadside attractions and I recalled a friend who often traveled to Kansas to see his family would go hundreds of miles out of his way to visit different giants. I decided it would be fun to feature some pictures of some of the more curious items and see if anyone had their own giants to offer.

Farting Around

I can imagine being a security guard at a hospital could get a bit boring but there are boring or tedious aspects to every job which is part of the reason they pay a person. It never is mentioned what shift this man worked but it must have been an evening shift that allowed him to film himself farting in the lobby as he said it had superior acoustics. Apparently he wasn't the only one filming his performances as the hospital gave him a warning about excessive use of his phone but he refused to cut down his "phone" time so he was fired. Not to worry he now has a following on Instagram under Paul Flart and in addition to that he hopes to make more income from marketing merchandise and videos. Oh,did I mention this happened in Florida?

Just In "Time"

I feel like a kid at Christmas now that the dominoes are starting to fall,after all it couldn't be happening to a more deserving person,maybe his followers will finally wake up and smell the Kool-Aid though I won't be holding my breath. Of Course in an exclusive interview with Fox News (who else?) the liar in chief stated that if he was impeached the country would shut down,it wouldn't be able to run without him. Just another sign of his inflated ego and delusional manifestations of his importance. Oh well,now for some Time Magazine covers featuring his immenseness.

Great Again

As the regular readers among you know I never thought America had a need to be great again,sure there is always room for improvement but things were pretty great until the liar in chief was elected. Seriously how do his supporters not see/hear his lies? The man rarely completes a sentence without contradicting himself,and if you're okay with his continual lies I guess that means you will be okay with your children/grandchildren when they follow his example. At any rate I found several funny "alt" meanings for MAGA,and oddly enough they are all true!

My Attorney Got Arrested
MAGA=Mueller ain't going away
MAGA= Manafort also got arrested
MAGA=Mobsters are getting arraigned