With Thanksgiving nearly upon us it seemed like a good time to share some quotes about the holiday.
A new survey found that 80% of men claim they help cook Thanksgiving dinner. Which makes sense when you hear them consider saying "That smells good" to be helping. Jimmy Fallon
Thanksgiving: when the Indians said, "Well, this has been fun, but we know you have a long voyage back to England." Jay Leno
Last Thanksgiving I shot my own turkey. It was fun. That shogun going blam! Everybody at the supermarket just staring. Why track them when I know where they are? Kenny Rogerson
I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land. Jon Stewart
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