Today's post is some Christmas quotes to pass the time and share with friends and family, enjoy.
Marry an orphan. You'll never have to spend boring holidays with the in-laws. At most, an occasional visit to the cemetery. George Carlin
Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people once a year. Victor Borge
Next to a circus, there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit. Kin Hubbard
There is a remarkable breakdown of taste and intelligence at Christmas time. Mature, responsible grown men wear neckties made out of holly leaves and drink alcoholic beverages with raw egg yolks and cottage cheese in them. P.J. O'Rourke
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