I can't verify that any of the following are actually true,but I can verify they made me laugh and that is what today's blog is about.
These are supposed to have been taken from car insurance accident forms:
The other car collided with mine without giving me warning of its intention.
I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way.
A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.
The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve several times before I hit him.
I pulled away from the side of the road,glanced at my mother-in-law and headed over the embankment.
In an attempt to kill a fly,I drove into a telephone pole(seems like overkill to me...but I wonder if the fly survived?).
I had been driving for 40 years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident.
The pedestrian had no idea which direction to run. So I ran over him.
Beyond the laughs,a person has to be a little worried to think there are people like these out on the roads!
These are supposed to have been taken from car insurance accident forms:
The other car collided with mine without giving me warning of its intention.
I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way.
A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.
The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve several times before I hit him.
I pulled away from the side of the road,glanced at my mother-in-law and headed over the embankment.
In an attempt to kill a fly,I drove into a telephone pole(seems like overkill to me...but I wonder if the fly survived?).
I had been driving for 40 years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident.
The pedestrian had no idea which direction to run. So I ran over him.
Beyond the laughs,a person has to be a little worried to think there are people like these out on the roads!
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