Saturday, May 26, 2018

Royally Screwed

Cashing in on the royal wedding is apparently a no holds barred affair as there are even Royal Wedding condoms for those wishing to consummate the wedding on a more personal level.  Oddly enough they are cheap,at least price wise, let's hope that doesn't apply to the quality as well or there could be commemorative babies/disease in the coming years. They are called Crown Jewels and when the package is opened it plays "God Save the Queen" and "The Star Spangled Banner". They are described as 'Artisan style sheaths,tailored to a regal fit and drizzled with lube,promise discerning love makers a royal union of pleasure and style.' All righty then,carry on!





Certificate of authenticity
Crown Jewels bottom

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