Body Disposal

As stress levels continue to grow some folks may find themselves unable to cope so today I'll offer a helpful hint on ways to get rid of that pesky body. Most of you have probably heard the old saying,"went to shit and the hogs ate him",well hogs really will eat almost the entire human body given the opportunity. All you need to be careful about is hair and teeth as they don't eat those,and sometimes the femurs are left mostly intact. Once you've addressed those minor details you should be good to go. Sorry about the dark humor,it's just one of those kind of days.