Monday, January 10, 2022

Gas Prices

Sure,gas prices are high but how much would you pay for a jar of gas? An unknown to me TV star had repeated requests on her YouTube channel for farts so she bought some cloth flower petals to absorb the smell,readjusted her diet to include gas producing foods and stared farting in jars to ship to her twisted fans. I'm not sure how she figures her gas prices but they start at $500 and range to $1,000. She had made $200,000 before her high octane diet drove her to an emergency room visit because she thought she was having a heart attack. After some testing the doctors determined she was suffering from gas bringing her fart in a jar empire to a premature end. 






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