Sunday, October 29, 2017

Slippery Devil

Today's post gives a new meaning to the phrase multi-tasking. A 54 year old man was pulled over for speeding earlier this month in Oklahoma. Much to the deputy's surprise the man was naked except for  a thong, he was also nearly covered in Vaseline (a whole jar's worth) and riding shotgun was  a pornographic magazine. When questioned by the officer the man admitted to masturbating. The driver's license he presented hadn't been valid since 1985,seems he had spent most of the lat 27 years in prison on a variety of charges. He was charged with speeding and driving with a revoked license but was later freed on a $1,000 bond.

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