Hopefully everyone enjoyed the profound musings of the shower brains because I happened across some more. When a person considers these thoughts were hatched in the shower it somehow makes them that much better.
Google translate is like a person who knows many languages but is not good at any of them.
Cars should have "Sorry" lights you can activate when you do something stupid.
A slim chance and a fat chance are the same thing.
The object of golf is to play the least amount of golf.
There should be a font for sarcasm.
Sleeping is just a free trial of being dead.
Snipers and surgeons need steady hands for opposite reasons.
Google translate is like a person who knows many languages but is not good at any of them.
Cars should have "Sorry" lights you can activate when you do something stupid.
A slim chance and a fat chance are the same thing.
The object of golf is to play the least amount of golf.
There should be a font for sarcasm.
Sleeping is just a free trial of being dead.
Snipers and surgeons need steady hands for opposite reasons.
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