Sunday, January 21, 2018

Ye Olde Poop Knife

Here's something you don't hear about every day,or for that matter maybe not even in a lifetime. A man was at a friend's house when he felt the need to defecate. His family had always had really big bowel movements,so big that they had to be broken up before they could be flushed so when he had completed his task he started to look around for a poop knife to break up the log he had laid. After not finding anything that fit the bill he called out to his friend who had no idea what he was talking about. But wait it gets worse! When the man got home he started telling his wife what had happened and as he explained she got a horrified look on her face,it seems she didn't know about the poop knife either and had been using it as a utility knife. It could have been used as a cooking knife,proving once again,things can always get worse.


Shocked girl with hands over eyes

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