Drunk Detailing

April is Alcohol Awareness Month and also Car Care Month,in conclusion be aware you're drunk when you detail your car.
4/1 Boomer Bonus Day
4/2 National Peanut Butter and Jelly Day
4/3 Fan Dance Day
4/4 National Burrito Day
4/5 National Deep Dish Pizza Day
4/6 Hostess Twinkies Day
4/7 National Beer Day
4/8 Draw a Bird Day
4/9 National Library Day
4/10 National Farm Animals Day
4/11 National Pet Day
4/12 Grilled Cheese Sandwich Day
4/13 Scrabble Day
4/14 National Dolphin Day
4/15 That Sucks Day
4/16 National Orchid Day
4/17 Ford Mustang Day 
4/18 High Five Day
4/19 National Garlic Day
4/20 National Cheddar Fries Day
4/21 Queen's Birthday (real date)
4/22 National Jelly Bean Day
4/23 English Muffin Day 
4/24 Denim Day
4/25 World Penguin Day
4/26 Alien Day
4/27 National Devil Dog Cakes Day
4/28 Biological Clock Day
4/29 World Wish Day
4/30 Adopt a Shelter Pet Day
Enjoy your month (I just noticed that month without the "N" is moth.)