Eggs-plained

The fact that not all chocolate eggs are created equal,calorie wise,is probably a little late to be of any use this Easter,but if anyone cares to they can take note for future reference. Some of these brands are unknown to me but since I don't wait for an occasion to eat chocolate they may be available to me without my knowledge.

The most calorific Easter eggs

Large eggs

• Cadbury Chopped Nut Easter Egg - 2,977 calories
• Hotel Chocolat Extra-Thick Rocky Road Easter Egg - 2,865 calories
• Cadbury XL Crème Egg Easter Egg - 2,459 calories
• Hotel Chocolat Extra-Thick Milk Chocolate Egg - 2,300 calories
• M&M Peanut Luxury Easter Egg & Chocolate - 1,629 calories
• Waitrose Dark Chocolate Avocado Easter Egg - 1,620 calories
• Cadbury Wispa Gold Egg - 1,560 calories
• Snickers Milk Chocolate Large Easter Egg & Chocolate - 1,429 calories
• Lindt Lindor Egg & Truffles - 1,378 calories
• Nestle Kit Kat Bites Easter Egg & Chocolate - 1,338
• Nestle Aero Bubble Peppermint Easter Egg - 1,282 calories
• Smarties Orange Mini Egg Inside Egg - 1,260 calories
• Thornton’s Classic Chocolate Egg - 1,148 calories
• Medium eggs
  • Lion Bar Retro Easter Egg - 1,029 calories
  • Rolo Medium Easter Egg - 720 calories
  • Mars Medium Easter Egg and Chocolate - 703 calories
  • Cadbury Mini Eggs Medium Egg - 696 calories
  • M&M’s Choco Medium Egg - 691 calories
  • Malteser Milk Chocolate Easter Egg and Chocolate - 661 calories
  • Cadbury Freddo Faces Medium Egg - 653 calories
  • Kinder Surprise Easter Egg - 579 calories
  • Hotel Chocolat Milk Chocolate Bunny - 565 calories
  • Nestle Smarties Chicken in an Easter Egg - 535 calories
  • Cadbury Dairy Milk Buttons Small Easter Egg - 392 calories
  • Malteser Mini Milk Egg & Bunny - 421 calories
  • Milkybar Small Easter Egg - 392 calories
  • Lower calorie alternatives
    • Lindt Medium Gold Bunny - 1,100 calories
    • Cadbury Egg & Spoon Oreo - 764 calories
    • Cadbury Mini Eggs - 444 calories
    • Kinder Milk Chocolate & Hazelnut Mini Eggs - 437 calories
    • Crème Egg - 177 calories
    • Malteaster Bunny - 156 calories
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