Tuesday, November 9, 2021

Grandness

 Grandparents...you've got to love them,don't you?

My husband's granny is 87 and she just got two new hearing aids and cataracts removed from both eyes. I tell her we're going to fix her up just a little more and then sell her. Tina Fey 

My grandmother is over 80 and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle. Henny Youngman 

I only have one grandpa. We call him Grandpa Alive. He still beats me at checkers,but I kick his ass at full-contact karate. Dave Attell 

My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands. Two of them were just napping. Rita Rudner 





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