It's been awhile since I did any quotes so I found some music related ones for your enjoyment.
I always thought music was more important than sex. Then I thought,if I don't hear a concert for a year and a half it doesn't bother me. Jackie Mason
I hate music,especially when it's played. Jimmy Durante
Every bad situation is a blues song waiting to happen. Amy Winehouse
I understand that the inventor of the bagpipes was inspired when he saw a man carrying an indignant,asthmatic pig under his arm. Unfortunately,the man-made sound never quite equaled the purity of the sound achieved by the pig. Alfred Hitchcock
The harpsichord sounds like two skeletons copulating on a corrugated tin roof. Sir Thomas Beecham
I decided not to pursue a career as a professional musician because there's one sentence that has never been uttered:"Look! It's the banjo player's Porsche!" Steve Martin
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