Normally being full of shit isn't a good thing,but now it can mean cash if your shit is worth a shit. A Biotech company has set up shop in Arizona and is paying from $25-$75 per poop sample. In order to get the good shit they have some strict guidelines: 18-50 years of age,have regular bowel movements,average weight,don't smoke,are not pregnant,no history of gastrointestinal disease,no history of alcohol or drug abuse and able to give samples 3-4 times per week. If you qualify you can earn up to $1,500 a month for spare shit. There are also collection programs in Massachusetts and California. So get your shit together people!
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