Thursday, April 7, 2022

Lend Me Your Ear

 Remember back in 1997 when Mike Tyson bit off a chunk of Evander Holyfield's ear in a WBA Heavy Weight Championship? Well Iron Mike has reinvented himself as a cannabis company,Tyson 2.0 and to further capitalize on his fame he sells marijuana edibles in the shape of an ear with a bite out of it,except for Colorado which doesn't permit the sale of edibles in the shape of humans,animals,fruit or any other shapes that could attract children so he is changing the shape to the letter T. Don't feel too bad for him since he knocks down around $653,000 per month from his pot business. 






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