It's about time for some quotes so without further ado let's talk baseball.
Baseball is associated with sex. "He's playing the field." "He scored." "He didn't get to first base." "I struck out." Why? "She wanted a diamond." Jerry Seinfeld
Another umpire was attacked by a fan. That's not fair. With their poor eyesight you know umpires can't pick suspects out of lineups. Jay Leno
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life,she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. Dave Barry
Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror. George Carlin
I'm one of those people who's not really turned on by baseball. My idea of a relief pitcher is one that's filled with martinis. Dean Martin
The season starts too early and finishes too late and there are too many games in between. Bill Veeck
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