These are supposed to be actual similes and metaphors found by high school English teachers in their students essays. Whether or not they are for real,they are well worth reading if you need a laugh.
Her face was a perfect oval,like a circle that had its two side gently compressed by a Thigh Master.
His thoughts tumbled in his head,making and breaking alliances,like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free.
She grew on him like she was a colony of E. coli and he was room temperature Canadian beef.
She had a deep,throaty,genuine laugh,like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.
Her vocabulary was as bad as,like,whatever.
He was as tall as a six-foot,three-inch tree.
The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't.
Her hair glistened in the rain like a nose hair after a sneeze.
Doesn't leave a lot of hope for a future generation of authors!
Her face was a perfect oval,like a circle that had its two side gently compressed by a Thigh Master.
His thoughts tumbled in his head,making and breaking alliances,like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free.
She grew on him like she was a colony of E. coli and he was room temperature Canadian beef.
She had a deep,throaty,genuine laugh,like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.
Her vocabulary was as bad as,like,whatever.
He was as tall as a six-foot,three-inch tree.
The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't.
Her hair glistened in the rain like a nose hair after a sneeze.
Doesn't leave a lot of hope for a future generation of authors!
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