Monday, December 31, 2012

In One Ear

Have you ever considered which ear you would rather listen to someone talk into as opposed to which ear you would enjoy hearing music played? I had never given it a thought. The right ear is better at processing speech as it is processed in the left hemisphere of the brain. The left ear is better suited for distinguishing musical sounds. A person is also more likely to respond to a request if spoken into the right ear. The right ear preference is also found in several animals that were observed turning their right ear toward the sound or in some cases lifting their right ear.
With that said,how about closing out the year with a few more misheard song lyrics?
The Beatles from "Eight Days a Week"= "Hey say Louise",from "Day Tripper"="Gay Stripper". Led Zeppelin from Stairway to Heaven, "And as we wind on down the road"= "There's a wino down the road". Robert Palmer from Addicted to Love, "Might as well face it,you're a dick with a glove". Bee Gees from "Stayin' Alive"=Steak and a knife,steak and a knife". Madonna from Like a Virgin "Like a virgin touched for the 31st time". From We Wish You a Merry Christmas,"now bring us some friggin' pudding". I hope I have left you with enough laughs to last you until next year!

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