Monday, February 8, 2016

Covering the Bases

Today is Chinese New Year and this year is the year of the Monkey. To insure a healthy and prosperous year the following is a list of things to avoid.
1. Do not take medicine today,if you do it means ill health for the year.
2. Do not eat porridge today,it is associated with poverty,don't set that tone for the year.
3. Do not do laundry the first two days of the Chinese New Year as it is also the birthday of the Water God.
4.Do not wash your hair as the word for hair is pronounced the same as the word for "to become wealthy",so you don't want to risk washing your fortune away.
5. Avoid sharp objects as an accident also reflects on your financial ruin.
6, Do not leave the house if you're female or you will be plagued with bad luck for the rest of the year.
I guess I'm screwed for the year...I've already done half of these no-nos and the day is still young! Hope your luck is better than mine.


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