Saturday, October 13, 2018

Fart Filters

A British company called Shreddies has a new product. In addition to their fart filtering underwear,pajamas,pants and probably other items I'm forgetting the latest in flatulence fighting is the Shreddies cushion. I'm not entirely sure why a person would need a cushion to absorb smell if they were already wearing a garment to accomplish that task,maybe it's for extreme flatulence? Apparently Shreddies didn't get the memo that the hydrogen sulfide present in farts has recently been found to repair mitochondrial damage,which not only prevents heart attacks,arthritis and dementia it is also being tested on cancer prevention.



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