Saturday, August 3, 2019

When All Else Fails

At the risk of stereotyping men if this man would have read the directions he would have saved himself a butt load of grief. When I first saw that a man ate an entire chocolate bar of Ex-Lax I figured he didn't know that it was a bar of laxative and was going for a chocolate fix,but that wasn't the case. He only realized something was amiss when he got violent diarrhea the next morning at which time he read the directions and noticed it said to eat one or two squares as needed.  When he told his wife she decided she should call poison control to make sure he would be okay,but once she had them on the line she couldn't quit laughing long enough to ask her question. When she finally managed to describe the problem the guy from poison control he said the biggest risks were cramping,dehydration and diaper rash,which renewed the wife's gales of laughter. By the time she ended the call the guy on the line was chuckling too. Other than being the butt of the joke for a long time the man should be fine.





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