First Task of 2013

This month the calendar challenge will be a bit more labor intensive than the mere flipping of a page,I hope you are up to the task!
1/1 First Foot Day (Don't forget your coal!)
1/2 Run It Up the Flagpole Day
1/3 Festival of Sleep Day
1/4 Humiliation Day
1/5 Bird Day
1/6 Bean Day
1/7 Old Rock Day (Stone kind or music,your choice.)
1/8 Man Watcher's Day
1/9 Play God Day (Also was President Nixon's birthday...coincidence?)
1/10 Peculiar People Day (Yes we have a day.)
1/11 National Step in a Puddle and Splash Your Friend Day
1/12 Feast of Wild Men Day (Make your own rules for this one.)
1/13 Blame Someone Else Day
1/14 National Dress Up Your Pet Day
1/15 Hat Day
1/16 National Nothing Day
1/17 Blessing of the Animals Day (This one really should follow 1/14.)
1/18 Winnie the Pooh Day
1/19 National Popcorn Day
1/20 National Buttercrunch Day
1/21 National Hugging Day
1/22 National Answer Your Cat's Question Day (I am going to start preparing for this immediately!)
1/23 Measure Your Feet Day
1/24 Eskimo Pie Patent Day
1/25 Opposite Day
1/26 Australia Day
1/27 Punch the Clock Day (Since I'm retired I will physically do this.)
1/28 National Kazoo Day (I have to find one of mine,I think I lost my best one.)
1/29 National Cornchip Day
1/30 Escape Day
1/31 Child Labor Day (Put those kids to work!)