I thought I would share some Christmas quotes today in honor of the upcoming holiday. Enjoy!
"Here's a money saving tip for Christmas: Glue a jujube on a brick and mail it out as a fruitcake."
Julie Brown
"What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day."
Phyllis Diller
"Christians have created a holiday that has become a beast that cannot be fed. Every year,Christmas gets longer and longer and longer,and you don't care,do you? You just take more and more of the calendar for yourself. It's unbelievable. How long does it take you people to shop?! It's beyond belief. It's insane. When I was a kid,Halloween was Halloween,and Santa wasn't poking his ass into it!"
Lewis Black
"Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And while everyone else is seeing only one Santa Claus,we'll be seeing six or seven."
W.C. Fields
"Once again,we come to the holiday season:a deeply religious time that each of us observes,in his own way,by going the the mall of his choice."
Dave Barry
"Here's a money saving tip for Christmas: Glue a jujube on a brick and mail it out as a fruitcake."
Julie Brown
"What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day."
Phyllis Diller
"Christians have created a holiday that has become a beast that cannot be fed. Every year,Christmas gets longer and longer and longer,and you don't care,do you? You just take more and more of the calendar for yourself. It's unbelievable. How long does it take you people to shop?! It's beyond belief. It's insane. When I was a kid,Halloween was Halloween,and Santa wasn't poking his ass into it!"
Lewis Black
"Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And while everyone else is seeing only one Santa Claus,we'll be seeing six or seven."
W.C. Fields
"Once again,we come to the holiday season:a deeply religious time that each of us observes,in his own way,by going the the mall of his choice."
Dave Barry
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