Saturday, February 25, 2017

Vengeful Squirrel

What is vengeful squirrel you wonder? It could be the name of a cocktail or maybe a rock band but it is what it sounds like,a vengeful squirrel. A Chicago politician who had been campaigning against the gray squirrels (my mom always called them grey diggers,and they are super destructive) who were costing the city over $1 million per year in damages by destroying the garbage carts literally had a run in with one of them. He claims it was a kamikaze/suicide bomber squirrel because it threw itself into the spokes of his bike causing him to wreck. He lost 5 teeth,his mouth was busted open and he ended up need facial reconstructive surgery...of course the squirrel lost its life in the attack. I'm not sure if the moral of the story is don't talk trash about squirrels or don't ride bikes in areas with large squirrel populations?
‘Suicide bomber’ squirrel sends anti-squirrel politician to hospital‘Suicide bomber’ squirrel sends anti-squirrel politician to hospitalsquirrelsquirrelbike2411a.jpg
‘Suicide bomber’ squirrel sends anti-squirrel politician to hospitalChicago politician spoke out against squirrels and was later hospitalized by — you guessed it — a squirrel

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