What's Up?

It is the start of a new month,feel free to print this list out and customize it to suit your own purposes...or is that porpoises?
1. Emma M. Nutt Day (first woman telephone operator)
2. National Beheading Day (for some reason I wanted to say Bedhead?)
3. Skyscraper Day
4. Newspaper Carrier Day
5. Be Late for Something Day
6. Fight Procrastination Day (sounds like work!)
7. Neither Rain nor Snow Day
8. Pardon Day
9. Teddy Bear Day
10. Swap Ideas Day (better than swapping spit?...you decide)
11. No News is Good News Day
12. National Pet Memorial Day
13. Defy Superstition Day
14. National Cream-filled Donut Day
15. Felt Hat Day
17. National Apple Dumpling Day
18. National Play-doh Day
19. National Butterscotch Pudding Day
20. National Punch Day (not sure if this means hitting someone or a beverage?)
21. International Banana Festival
22. Dear Diary Day (or for those with mild dyslexia Dear Dairy Day)
23. Dogs in Politics Day
24. Festival of Latest Novelties
25. National Comic Book Day
26. National Good Neighbor Day
27. Crush a Can Day
28. Ask a Stupid Question Day
29. Poisoned Blackberries Day
30. National Mud Pack Day
If you haven't done it already flip your calendar!